You’ve probably heard of costume parties, themed birthdays, and even blackout nights, but have you ever been to an “Anything But a Cup” party? If not, you’re in for a treat.
At an “Anything But a Cup” party, the one rule is simple: You can’t drink from a regular cup. Instead, you have to get creative and bring a unique (and preferably ridiculous) alternative to sip your drinks from. Whether it’s practical, funny, or downright absurd, the goal is to outdo your friends and have a great time.
Not sure what to bring? Don’t worry—I’ve got you covered. Here are some of the best, funniest, and most outrageous “Anything But a Cup” ideas to make sure you stand out at your next party!
The Funniest “Anything But a Cup” Ideas
1. Baby Bottle – The Classic Throwback
Drinking from a baby bottle as an adult? Hilarious. Not only does it make you look ridiculous, but it also forces you to sip slowly through that tiny nipple—so you won’t get too carried away too fast.
Pro tip: Get a larger baby bottle if you don’t want to keep refilling every five minutes.
2. A Blender – Drink Like a Pro
Want to look like you just walked out of a smoothie shop? Grab a blender (yes, the whole thing), fill it with your drink of choice, and sip straight from the container.
Bonus points if you bring the blender base and pretend you’re making fresh drinks all night.
3. A Spray Bottle – Hydration, But Make It Fun
Fill a clean spray bottle with your drink and mist it directly into your mouth. It’s refreshing, ridiculous, and surprisingly efficient.
Warning: You’ll probably have people asking for a spray of your drink all night.
4. A Soap Dispenser – Hands-Free Fun
Fill an empty, thoroughly cleaned soap dispenser with your beverage of choice, then pump it directly into your mouth. This is both genius and extremely funny to watch.
Just make sure it wasn’t previously filled with actual soap, or you’ll be tasting regret.
5. A Gravy Boat – Serve It Fancy
Want to keep it classy? A gravy boat gives major “Thanksgiving dinner but make it boozy” vibes. Just tip it over and pour directly into your mouth like you’re at a fine dining experience—sort of.
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6. A Watering Can – Keep the Drinks Flowing
This one is perfect for beer, cocktails, or even jungle juice. The long spout makes pouring fun, and you can share your “water” with your thirsty party guests.
Bonus points if you wear a gardening hat to complete the look.
7. A Dog Bowl – Drink Like a Champ
Grab a brand-new (clean) dog bowl, fill it up, and drink straight from it. If you’re fully committed, go hands-free and lap it up like a real pup.
Warning: This one might attract weird looks—and possibly actual dogs.
8. A Rubber Glove – The Ultimate Party Trick
Fill up a clean latex glove, tie the end, and poke a hole in one of the fingers to create a DIY drink pouch. You’ll look insane, but it’ll definitely be memorable.
9. A Gas Can – Go Big or Go Home
Nothing says “I take drinking seriously” like bringing a clean, food-safe gas canister full of your favorite beverage. The party will either think you’re a genius or someone to be mildly concerned about.
10. A Lightbulb – Let Your Drink Shine
You can actually buy drinkable lightbulbs designed for quirky cocktails. But if you’re going full DIY, clean out an old lightbulb, fill it up, and sip from the base.
Warning: Be extra careful with glass lightbulbs—safety first!
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11. A Measuring Cup – Precise Drinking
Got a measuring cup lying around? Boom. Instant party cup. The bonus? You’ll always know exactly how much you’re drinking (for better or worse).
12. A Mason Jar – Hipster Approved
Okay, okay—this one is almost cheating because it’s a cup-like object. But technically, it’s not a regular cup, so you might be able to sneak it in without breaking the rules.
13. A Coffee Pot – Start Your Night Right
Fill an old coffee pot with your drink, hold it by the handle, and sip away. It’s low-key genius—you can pour refills for your friends without any mess.
14. A Shampoo Bottle – Sneaky & Fun
Clean out an empty (and thoroughly washed) shampoo bottle, fill it with your drink, and pretend you’re drinking “Berry Blast Conditioner.”
Bonus points if you keep pretending you’re at a hair salon the whole night.
15. A Ketchup Bottle – Unexpected & Hilarious
Fill an empty squeeze ketchup bottle with your drink of choice, then squirt it directly into your mouth like you’re the weirdest condiment enthusiast ever.
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16. A Plunger – If You Dare
Clean (we repeat, CLEAN) a new plunger, flip it upside down, and use the handle as a giant straw. Bonus points if you tell people it’s a “limited edition cocktail shaker.”
17. A Traffic Cone – The Big Gulp of the Party
You’ll need to seal off the hole at the top, but once you do, a traffic cone makes one of the funniest oversized drinking containers ever.
18. A Bucket – Go Full Send
A bucket is technically not a cup—so it counts. Plus, if you bring a big one, you’ll never run out of drinks.
Bonus: Stick a crazy straw in it for extra effect.
Final Thoughts: Pick Wisely & Have Fun!
The best “Anything But a Cup” ideas are the ones that make people laugh, spark conversation, and maybe even confuse a few partygoers. Whether you keep it classy with a gravy boat or go full absurd with a rubber glove, the key is to get creative and have fun with it.
So—what are you bringing to your next Anything But a Cup party? Let us know in the comments!
